A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Billy is Back with Tomcat once again as we lead up to the spooky season, the strange brew boys are sinking their teeth into an episode all about the vampires of Ontario!
If a place like Sleepy Hollow has any equivalent in Canada, it is arguably the quiet backcountry east of Algonquin Provincial Park. Instead of comprising the hill country of the Hudson River, this enchanted region constitutes the watershed of the Madawaska River, and rather than accommodating the descendants of Dutch settlers, this area is populated by the Irish, Scottish, German, and especially Polish immigrants.
This region is steeped in folklore and superstition, and, like Sleepy Hollow, some of its inhabitants are prone to exotic beliefs about things that go bump in the night and undead creatures who need to consume human blood to survive!